[maxmsp] Re: HELP ME CREATE MY PATCH!!

Hi dudes,
   Interesting discussion. Forgive me for being slightly OT, but I couldn't help but notice the high percentage of college professors that frequent this list, so maybe one of them might be able to tell me: What the devil is an F-Bomb, Greg?? Do I have to read the tutorials again to find out? I've done all of them, and all I found was a load of stuff about message passing and DSP but no mention of F-bombs. Has anybody written any F-bomb externals they could share with me? Or a perhaps a Pluggo VST that randomly spits out F-bombs in response to my crazed midi glove gesticulations? 
       Also, what's 'f**k'? It's not in the dictionary, I've never heard it used in conversation either. It looks like 'fuck', only the 'u' and the 'c' that go between the 'f' and the 'k' have been replaced by two asterisks. I thought at first that route_dmb at hotmail.com might have really meant to say 'fuck', but then I remembered that the people on the Max forum are much too polite to use such a crude and base word as 'fuck' and would doubtless pour righteous scorn on the pleb who was ignorant enough to sully the forum with such an impious word. Indeed, if words such as 'fuck' are to be tolerated at all, it should only be in the context of the sort of inane discussions that are presumably taking place as we speak in some kind of Garage Band forum, and definitely not here on a list populated by polite and sophisticated people who would never use words like 'fuck', not even in jest or sandwiched between quotation marks that help educated people distinguish imported street slan!
 g from proper language.   


>> thanks for the ppl who helped and f**k all the ppl who were >rude!!!
>
>For some people, asking everyone in the world to do
>your class assignment for you would be seen as rude.
>Almost everyone here has directed to you to some portion
>of your solution. F-bombing the list is a great way to
>assure that your source of help dries up. That choice is
>and remains your own, of course.